Monday, March 1, 2010

great escape

GAHHHH!!! in com lab now....
sian sia....
i'm veryveryvery tired...
like seriously....
BOOMZ!!!
got my paper back...
maths got like 20/30
and chinese got 29/40....
kinda pissed with smthg now....
gotta go...
so bye........

Saturday, February 27, 2010

Remixed it all over




Seriously hitler is a major loser!!!
Stallin rawkz
So many things happened
And yeah....
Exam's over...whee
Went kuo chuan investiture today with tabi their investiture only 45 mins and their principal plays th guitar
If only mr sim does tat we will faints
Haha just now 3vanessa walk past ...is like damn funny la
K...played with thsec2 prefects
Ya jesslyn went into the male toilet!!!omfg
Created a new word: fruck
And dom's new word:burpla
Hahaha...sian sia
Missing him lots...


Hello Ang wee leong is not my bf Kay...he's my dog...
And I luv jesslyn...


Handwritten vanessavananaluvhim

Thursday, February 25, 2010

Top 10 reasons to date a band member:

1)We're good with our fingers

2)we practice tonguing daily

3)we remember every move and rhythym we make

4)we can be real quiet or REAL LOUD

5)we are really good at hitting our spots

6)we love to bang things

7)we always take long dark bus rides

8)we'll practice all day and all night

9)when our lips get sore we keep on going

10)we’ve got more positions than football players

Lols band one is like super funny la!!!


Handwritten vanessavananaluvhim
12 reasons to date a sailor:

1. We have strong hands
2. We're not afraid to get wet
3. We love it when it blows
4. We can go for hours
5. We know what to do when things get rough
6. We are good with ropes, knots, and harnesses.
7. We can usually get it back up after a couple of minutes.
8. Any misdemeaners can be protested.
9. We can find the best start position possible in 3 minutes or less.
10. We're great at operating pleasure crafts of any size.
11. We can beat hard for a long time.
12. We're adept at using lube and ticklers.

~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~_/)~~~
BONUS REASONS WHY TO DATE A SAILOR:

13. we have lovely tans from being in the sun all day
14. we give a whole new meaning to "ooch"
15. we can harden up on demand
16. we know when to pull and when to release at just the right time
17. we don't get off until it's coming on our face. (capsize recovery)
18. If you cant keep it up, dont take it out.
19. we are very skilled at pinching and footing
20. The best feeling is surely coming from behind
21. female skippers know how to grip the extension
22. We know how to get into tight holes no matter what the size of our boat.
23. We're always willing to double up to increase the fun
24. We know how to keep our sticks up, no matter how rough it gets.
25. We discovered the motion of the ocean.
26. Rule #69: Always practice good seamanship.
27. We know how to sheet in and bare away
28. We won't mind the feel of rubber....we are used to "wet suits"
29. We know how to properly position our poles... spinnaker that is.
30. You can't expect to keep your sheets dry for long.
31. All it takes to raise the pole is a yank on the topper
32. When the pole comes down, we are still ready for a long beat.
33. We know how to rub down the topsides and the bottom.
34. Ask for room and we will give it to you
35. Female skippers always head for the buoys
36. Sailors always have afirm grip on the tiller
37. Sailors do it on water
38. A sailor will always scrub a dirty bottom
39. Sailors can fine tune their teamwork technique and equipment for hours until they are outstanding
40. Its all about the first beat
41. Sailors can keep that windward heel going downwind, no matter how much she (the boat) rolls
42. Sailors are good at pumping and rolling, even if its illegal
43. We regularly wear out our sheets
44. A spinnaker is like a lady: treat her gently on the curves but be decisive with the pole.
45. We know how to use the head
46. We like it when it gets rough and high...the wind that is
47. Sailors drop more cloth on a regular basis than anyone
48. Sailors can do it on a trapeze
49. When sailors break rules, they turn around and keep going
50. Sailors instinctively know when to point high AND when to go down
51. Sailors use blocks to gain leverage
52. Sailors are their best under pressure
53. Sailors know the optimum angle to beat at.
54. We know when, why and how to lift skirts.
55. Sailors know how to wing it.
56. Sailors are sure to loosen the sheets with every ride.
57. We know when to move astern
58. Sailors get blown offshore.
59. Sailors work hard when they are in a hole
60. Sailors are occasionaly over early
61. The best way to douse a spinnaker is to simply grab the pole, blow the guy, and suck the chute
62. It is not the size of the yacht that matters, its how well you maneuver it into the slip
63. When in doubt we let it out
64. 7 days a week, 24 hours a day. We never get tired, while on top of her
65. If it (weather) comes head-on and is likely to get rough, we know that we will bang harder
66. We make her go as fast as she can all the time, while keeping it in the limits of course."
67. We always know the "Minimum Safe Distance"
68. We sometimes overload her, till as much as she can take it most.
69. We always try our best to keep her in shape (read less)

Lols t random .... Tats why I like a sailor!!!!


Handwritten vanessavananaluvhim

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Forever and always

Went to popeyes and study with Valerie!!!
Seriously I failed bio!!!!
Think gonna wake up early and revise


Handwritten vanessavananaluvhim

Monday, February 22, 2010

painting pictures in the sky

OMG
i ♥ my fishball!!!
ahahaha...
i flunked my chi test....
didn't even study history...
but is bloody easy....
haha drama is like fun....
vienna and nurul keep breaking down as in laughing...
haha...
now at charlene's house....
haha DRAMA AGAIN...
tmrw english...
and DRAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAMAA!!!!

Saturday, February 20, 2010

130210




Bubble tea suckz here....
Passion fruit can become durian..
champagne suck like hell
Oh bought cw present Liao!!!
Still owe him 2 packs of Milo...
Still cannot differentiate my two cousins that are twins lols!!!!!!
Help!!!!
-vanessa
Ok I finally differentiate th 2....

160210




Omg they hardcore taptappers
Collected alot of angpaus lols
Greedy sia.....
K I miss a lot of ppl now

-vanessa

Boodaboo

Bloody hell my phone is missing
In MALAYSIA!!!!wtf


Moments later.....

Dude they played a prank!!hmph !!!!



-vanessa

Thursday, February 11, 2010

This is me




Going Malaysia soon
And trust me I love drama lots
My first birthday party... Inside joke....
Oh and sec3 drama students hav name like vanessasaouros
Viennasaourous and Darensaourous
Lols
Gotta go nowz....
Miss me when I'm gone!!!!
Happy v day and cny orhs!!!
Wee leong is gonna munch jesslyn!!!
-vanessa

Tuesday, February 9, 2010

i'm only me when i'm with you.

NOONE understands....
i have th feeling tat i want to get back with you...
but i love him....
which is another diff person...
you just look so alike like him....
when i see you, you make me think of him....
my mind is in a total mess now....
th vanessa you know is not herself today....
pls help....


going malaysia soon...
hope my problems will leave me....
i miss you hamster....
[A] is happy with my gift.... first step accomplished!!!!

ps:i'm gona fall in love with you again..

Sunday, January 31, 2010

nothing much happened today...
feel so shag and bored...
and i lost jasmine's thumbdrive...
stupid merman so difficult to understand him...
today suppose to go gabbi's house and play but didn't because it was cancelled...
so sian...
gotta go...
bye...

peeass: weeleong is my DOG...

lol so random!!!

happy early birthday to jamine OW and Aaron Jeremiah Randhawa
both turning 15...
[ OMG so old ]

☺☻♥♦♣♠•

Saturday, January 30, 2010

your dearest section head

just gonna tell you guys the blogger over here is very busy so she will only update during weekends...
OH BTW I'm SECTION HEAD OF OPERATIONS!!!
[ NO... gate duty... shit...not again!!]
wee leong has found his twin brother; aaron...
lols they all so despo want meet each other...
and they really alike la...
lols...
and AARON IS FINALLY AN EXCO...
head of health and fitness!!!
they got 199 student leaders...
omfg!!!
oh drama is fun...
plan for ushering for prefect investiture....
haha...
umbrella party...[inside joke]
helped in sec 2 mtp...
very fun sia...
haha before that was doing admin...
give so many demerit poits!!!
and i dun have haha....
today do CIP very fun sia...
lols 
lester try to tie ppl legs
wuxing reading porn magzine
and vanessa teo is playing with scissors...
we collected more than 50kg of old stuffs...
haha so any inside jokes...
lolslolslols...
i love 3e3 forever..gonna watch one small step
next fri...
oh BTW happy early birthday to aaron!!

Saturday, January 23, 2010

crawl


this is my 101 post....

YEAH!!!

haha...

gonna go for drama

later...


ciao!!!

i find crawl by chris brown a very meaningful song...
just have to admit...

to N & A:
its very upsetting that u guys break...
i hope u guys can find happiness in yourself...
dun emo...
really everybody is getting
emo this few days

BLAH!

so many things happened!!!


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thers alot more pics but this thingy got problem...
took neoprints too...

people just change alot
SHUT YOUR MOUTH/ASS
YOU _______ BACKSTABBERS!!!

going to watch caucasin chalk circle...
long hail DRAMA!!!
._______________________________.





confessions

currently there are alot of conflicts,disputes and quarreling going on...
and i swear i cried alot...
for those ppl i quarrelled with [jaben]
i'm sorry...
there's a lot of things i should keep quiet about because its kinda personal...
and for th prefects... stupid freaking rumours have been going around...
and causing a lot of misunderstanding...
all th tears cried out by us is behalf of th prefectorial board...
just because of the'heads' lack of planning and motivation... made us so worried...
a leader is meant to lead ppl but i think they only follow...
its really upsetting especially...
THURSDAY,JAN 21...
its sure a life changing experience and made me realise that  got to be a better friend...
i'm sorry for those ppl i hate BEFORE [elizabeth]
i'm sorry that i've misunderstanded you....
and i hope we forget about the pass and start all over again....

Thursday, January 14, 2010

DAMN GIRL !

oh god...
i'm sick...
freaking flu bug go around my class!!!
and i'm stressed  out...
being one of the 'four heads' tat mr ong mentioned...
and maths gave me too many hmwk...
and bcos of band i can't be able to finish them and thus
I FELL SICK...
i miss drama lots...
but sadly i have to miss a lesson bcos of flu...
going for a play next sat...
can't wait...
cat.classs gonna start soon...
CAN"T WAIT TOO!!!
but i have to get well first right???
juniors also coming in...
sigh...
i feel very upset...
not only that i start to hate band...
mr lim took amanda away from me and she got transferred into trombone...
damn those trombone juniors...
did the band tagboard today...

To SANZHI..
i'm sorry if i make you pissed... and i hope you will forgive me...
sorry if i pump th whole band when you're not involved...
but haven't you heard about..
FORGIVE AND FORGET...
i hope you understand and lets be friends again....

S igh
well now coughing till i can puke!!
okay gotta rest now...



Sunday, January 10, 2010

waiting for you♥

yeah yesterday was tiring...
talked to10 parents...
one of them is my neighbour somemore...
i was so pissed about th publicity cardboard tat i was so close to pump th band...
i can't stand yiheng anymore la...
too lenient..
than went lunch with jingwen and candice...
kopitiam aqgain...
than after tat camwhore like shit!!
than went candice house...
than went home got scolded...cos suppose to go to church!!

nvm than go for BBQ...
me and candice went down th wrong stop..
2 stops earlier...
we lost so we called jaben...
than he go find for us somemore...
he ran around 3 bus stops....
so he pay back my 5 dollars by doing PT...
than eat larh...
than jaben treat me like his maid...
LMAO...
so now he owe me 10 bucks...
than alwin came...
i swear HE LOOKED LIKE SOME  JC CSTUDENT
[he looked abit like joel by th way...]
haha..
than went swing go find san zhi they all...
actually we wanted to prank jaben by saying we all lost...
but he suddenly appeared and he was shouting on th phone...
very pissed...
so we chase him la...
than alot of things happen...
i shan't elaborate cos this is kinda personal...
than alot of ppl were quite sad....
than went home got scolded...
sigh....

Saturday, January 9, 2010

bad romance...♥

oh k new posts of the year!!
whee...
i♥ drama...
so bloody fun..
and teachers are fun...
well gotta go...
tats why wrote a short one...
going recruit all the sec ones to join band...
ciao!!

Sunday, December 27, 2009

meet me in the hotel room...♥

hey haven be blogging lately...
k come back from band camp...
was AWESOME!!
and the cat. high ppl are like pro players...
jjc pplm are FRIENDLY!!...
have been sleeping very late this few days...
ohyeah i♥ the games there...
and the food is awesome!!
yeah reverie was a success!!!
oh yeah, i was th last one to get through for the audition to play for combined...
so like i have only 5 hours to read the encore piece...
left for home like 12 AM!~
next day went for orienatation preperation...
yeah 3 cup noodles in just 2 day!!
did lots of things...
yeah MSG rush!!!
become so enthu...
want see the pics??
SEE STACEY LIM's FACEBOOK PROFILE...
yeah... she's a certified paparazi!!!
STALKER!!!
bah...
ya...
than help paimt band banner...
than sort of went and look for th prefects...
yeah they clean the whole guidance centre...
i'm SMART...
than mr ong treat us lunch at POPEYES!!!
YUMMY!!!...
aren't you guys jealous???
k i have to admit...

mr ong drive veryvery slow
oopss.. shhh... dun tell anyone hor...


than yeah CHRISTMAS!!!
i got an I POD TOUCH...
JEALOUS???
but sadly not from santa!!

than got this church party...
at first didn't want go...
but lucky i went...
super fun...
played bingo wasn like so freaking close to
getting JACKPOT!!
than got this lucky draw!!
FUCK SIA
th one who got th grand prize is ticket no. 1001
whereas my ticket no. is 1002!!
WTH!!
and dom family bags the most prize... WTF!!
th girls there flirting with th guys sia...
than got this dance off for youth...
hehe...
first 10 mins stoning there cos dunno how dance...
than after 10 min sort of get the groove...
PARTY TILL WE DROP LIKE WOAH!!!
cool sia...
i suddenly so addicted to PITBULL!!!\
whee!
party till i dun wanna go home but bo bien...
sad i WANT JOIN TOG LIAO!!!
THEY EVERYTIME PLAN DUNNO HOW MANY DANCE OFF!!!
haha...
WELL today is DOMINIQUE JOANNA SHERMELA NELSON's birthday...
hehe i give you wasabi than you noe...
and i tell wee leong put you in a bowl of WASABI!!!
YEAH I HATE ANG WEE LEONG...
one word: BITCHES!!
[pwned!!]